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Baby Daddy

Some broke ass dude who knocked you up and once he found out he couldn't be found. Don't pay no child support, hasn't EVER seen the kid, and damn sure don't see you! BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND HIM!!
My baby daddy hasn't been seen or heard from since I was 7 months along.
by Jacqulyn October 11, 2006
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Lindbergh Baby

Murdered son of Charles Lindbergh. Murder unsolved for some time now.
It's been 71 fucking years and they STILL haven't found out who murdered the Lindbergh Baby yet.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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Rib the Baby

The act of masturbating after an incomplete sexual satisfaction session. In other words, masturbating after your lady stops pleasuring you right in the middle of the act.
Man 1: Dude my girlfriend just stopped blowing me halfway through!
Man 2: Whoa man what are you gonna do?
Man 1: Man, I'm gonna go Rib the Baby all over her pillowcase.
by Weaton Leemour December 15, 2008
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Baby Zkoz

State College, PA based urban recording artist currently signed under the 2306 label.
Broke into the hip hop scene in late 2004 with the dropping of the highly touted "New Revolutionz" album and international hit track "Tenement B*tch."
Quickly gained recognition for his ability to blend feelings of pain and anguish of life in poverty with jaw-dropping lyrics and club banging beats.
Made the controversial choice to remain underground in early 2005.
Boasts an almost cult-like following of fans, pledging their alleagance to his work.
Other works include the holiday album "Atheist Crimace" and follow up "Atheist Sunday" freestyle recordings.
New Album projected for release in Dec. 2005 focuses on Baby Zkoz's affinity for blowing marijuana smoke, bearing the name "Old Faithful."
"Baby Zkoz's new album is so ill it made me wanna kill myself"

"Ya'll hear the new Baby Zkoz album drops Dec. 22?!?"

"Nah, Baby Zkoz ain't really a baby, go 'head and check out that massive dong."
by 2306 Records February 19, 2005
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Liquid Baby

I was surfin' some porn and wankin' it, and I got liquid baby all over my keyboard!
by John April 21, 2004
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mongo baby

a person lacking most of thier mental capacities. retarded.
that mongo baby needs to learn how to drive
by cecisaurus October 13, 2006
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burpin' the baby

"Quit burpin' the baby and answer the phone"
by Amy January 13, 2005
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