Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Why cant kai give rain praise?

she can't...cuz she dum dum

rain: 😎praise me
kai: i cant

rain: why cant kai give rain praise? >:(
kai: cuz am dum dum <3

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

Why cant kai give rain praise?

she cant- i see your doing this to get praised. but- i love you alot,im just rlly stupid to know how to praise a lover..HSJDHUVJDCSX mwa :}

"Why cant kai give rain praise?"
rain: Why cant kai give me priase?

random person: bc kai dum dum and she dont know how to rain- no matter how many tiems u explain >:|
the end

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

Relax first, why not?

The meme of Indonesian origin with the caption "Relax first, why not?" using the image of relaxing broccoli from the 2010 advertising for Colgate toothpaste

I was feeling stressed about my exams, but then I saw that meme of the broccoli with 'Relax first, why not?' and it made me laugh!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

Why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my post

To cover up the weaponized schizophrenia.

Hym "I don't. But that doesn't why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my post. So I'm not going to pretend this isn't anything other than self-preservation from you. Drone strike all of the therapist (or people claiming to be therapists) who are participating in the weaponized schizophrenia. Murder them."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Why I stopped debating Christians

I don't believe you.

Hym "I'm seeing a lot of 'why I stopped debating Christians videos' and they are saying that it isn't effective or that even engaging in the debate benefits Christians. But REALLY all it does is allow the religion to avoid scrutiny. Makes it easier to condemn Atheists as '4 chan internet edgelord trolls.' There has got to be something else going on there. What's suspicious is that they are all deciding to stop doing it at the same time. Right? And it's kind of weird because I was suggesting before that I thought it was strange that there were no pure Atheists and that the people on both sides of the debate where either 'formerly Christian' or Jews. Or I guess Muslims sometimes. But still. Odd that they all decided to do this at the same time."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2025