monkey dumpster

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.

Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.

by msterls7 January 26, 2017

drill monkey

drill monkey is god

i pray to drill monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 5, 2021

Curly Monkey

When someone is being a pain to handle.

Don't you think Emilia is a total Curly Monkey.

by Montague_Sun October 18, 2021

Monkey Scrub

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.

I gave my brother a monkey scrub

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

The Ambulating Monkey

When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila

Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.

by Pweaw July 6, 2021

Scan Monkey

Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.

Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.

Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.

Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*

Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!

by jimmydevious January 27, 2013

Monkey Ammo

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.

"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."

by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012