I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.
Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.
Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.
by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025
Get the Bed flirting mug.Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.
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Get the Bed mug.They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.
*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
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Get the bed thought mug.We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!
Let's make bed cough again!
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Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.Swag.
Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.Swag.
by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025
Get the Bed flirting mug.When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)
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