Beard

A pain in the ass, a ball-ache, a hassle, an inconvenience. An activity or person that, frankly, you just can't be arsed with.

Scenario 1:

Student A: I've got two assignments in for Monday and I haven't started either

Student B: That is such a Beard.

Scenario 2:

Gentleman 1: Yo, Mike, I can't come to the game tonight. My ex wants to come over and go through the divorce papers

Gentleman 2: What a beard....

by Flashback38 July 29, 2011

beads-n-sandals

Adjective. A word used to describe an earthy, hippie-type person, or a person into yoga, crystals, or aromatherapy, vegans, people who drive VW buses, etc.

That girl is so beads-n-sandals that she doesn't even shave her armpits.
I thought he was really cool until he went all beads-n-sandals on me; so I left him at the Grateful Dead concert.

by Edna Durango February 14, 2007

Beard Biscuit

Hunks of shit that end up in your beard after performing cunnilingus.

I ate her out last night and ended up with a boat load of 'Beard Biscuits'

by redhatpro January 8, 2009

Santa's beard

When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.

I heard Antoinette gave him a Santa's beard.

by uknowhooXX December 18, 2009

a beard

The amount of time it would take to get from one place to another, defined in terms of the amount of facial hair that could be grown before you get there.

From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'

'It's about a beard in that direction', or 'Go that way for a beard', or 'It takes about a beard'.

by Olulabelle December 12, 2006

beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

by yourpseudonymwillappear October 26, 2009

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004