Portuguese Bastard

A male of Portuguese descent who also exhibits the known traits of a bastard. They also tend to be short and have a lack of opinion. They also enjoy partaking in chilly-williys.

That Portuguese bastard just bought a child's ticket for a movie even though he is 18. Wow what a Portuguese bastard.

by deputy dan May 21, 2012

Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me

The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004

Beastard

a lonely deer crossing the road that is slightly deaf in it's left ear , and has a slight case of tonsillitis , but doesn't like going to the doctor cause he has awful health insurance .

Kara: hows your deer?

Ellen: BAMBIIII ! NOOO ! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie: my dad killed bambii, im sorry

Ellen: no .... Phil Collins killed bambi .. that beastard ..

by suckmyasshole July 8, 2011

battling bastards

WW2 battle of the Philippines " Battling Bastards of Bataan "

Battling bastards of Bataan were good americanos there song still rings in our ears! From the shores of baha california to the streets of LA. We will fight our countries bad boys, with mujeres on each arm.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

cock bastard

insulting phrase used to diss asshole Brazilians

the opposite of baller ass

"Lorenzo, you're such a cock bastard"

by Mustafa1 February 12, 2008

whinging pommy bastard

See: Robert Lynn Whipple IV.

Whiny cunt who is often scrounging in local public servers with a 1:2 kill:death ratio. Complains of his mother when she comes home with two drunk black bitches preparing for an orgy.

Whipple: Oh fuck, my winAMP is broke!!
Darkstarrr: QQ you whinging pommy bastard.
Whipple: OLL

by darkstarrr November 1, 2007

Finding Nemo Bastard

Commie Mike. He's a communist.

You FINDING NEMO BASTARD!!!!

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004