Power Wank

When in you in the climax of wankin knowing that someone is about to enter the room you are in. and so you start wanking so powerfully you cock goes to red alert

Mum cums up the stairs

by Tony bistol February 23, 2005

Wank stick

A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect

When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)

by Bob March 26, 2005

fanny wank

when a woman masturbates or is masturbated

Matt fanny wanked his girlfriend instead of having sex

by jesscherry February 28, 2009

Bully Wank

This usually occurs when your partner, typically your girlfriend or wife, has gone to sleep and you have the horn but she is having none of it. To initiate the Bully Wank you gently push your hard-on into her back until she eventually gives in and she turns over and quickly and aggressively wanks you off.

She just wouldn't have sex with me, so she turned over and gave me a bully wank.

by Rodlehctab Wehttam August 20, 2008

Rainbow Wank

When you kneel on the floor, pants down, cock in hand, then lay out all your favourite porn mags on your preferred climax pages in a rainbow shape around you and then have a wank.

My Mum walked in on me having a rainbow wank last night! I couldn't hide the porn mags quick enough.

by Wet Wet Wet Wet August 19, 2010

dog wank

a dog having a wank. sometimes for prolonged periods of time if they don't have balls

sarah: "harry's having a dog wank in the middle of the garden"
emma: "serious? dude that's top!"
sarah: "nah"

by sarah July 18, 2004

wank chop

A Person who is so stupid and dumb they are called a wank chop

Barry u Wank chop chew on my lefty

by Bob February 23, 2005