Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
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california beef salad

A 3 way (2 men, 1 woman) in which the men both take a dump on the woman's vagina, and proceed to mix it around with their erect penises, using them as salad tongs.
I still haven't gotten all the shit out of my pussy from when those guys at the hostel gave me a California beef salad
by Slurmsclash March 31, 2016
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5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.
Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"
by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 03, 2020
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Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.
dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!
by Colombian Ranger April 29, 2016
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west coast salad

A bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy that they create.
"Holly shit john is a west cost salad. He just won't shut up."

"He is a huge bitch"

A west coast salad is a bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy they creat.
by Robert the frost February 01, 2017
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Joke Bird Salad

Noun. Something Utterly hilarious to people who play Sunday Funday. Originally derived from and usually sung to the tune of "Roll Out" by Ludacris.
Joke Bird Salad, with the top back
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that
by Lulz JBS April 24, 2010
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hot weiner salad

to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass
"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!
by the head pipeliner September 09, 2006
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