your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

by Palomon December 30, 2007

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD

Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020

Heart attack and a hangover

Mixing Jack Daniels and Monster Energy

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover”

by Keesee5 December 13, 2018

Harden My Heart

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain

I swear I'll never, ever wait again

You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go

But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain

I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came

It feels so close, but always disappears
Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue

But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

Harden my heart, harden my heart

swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

Night Heart

Generally speaking, they are a freak who lives a delusion of being a Sonic OC. He manages to
groom himself with a 25-year-old zoophile whilst also grooming others (Super, super, super
Senior). He will surround himself with freaks that not even the worst in the theater department
will touch. This guy is also known as the Plushie Pummeler, who defiled an innocent Sonic
plushie in the middle of class. Despite being gay and furry, he has decided to vote for Trump.
His brother hates him. He emailed the school about a girl he was defending and tagged his
YouTube channel. At a track meet, people told him about Rule34 Sonic, and he said thank you
and then went to the bathroom for 2 hours. People took a video of him twerking, and he loved
the video of him twerking. He said it was the best thing he ever saw. He ran away from home in
2024 and left a suicide note to his parents. Police were called, and they found him with a bag of
Cheetos. He came to school the very next day like nothing had even happened. Chases his
friends around the commons and dates wolf girls Ruthie and Mateo. Watches YouTube videos
for 9-year-olds. He called himself "A literal zoophile" In public on "X.
" His account is
Nightheart9450. Check for yourself. He made this account on a school Chromebook linked to
his school email. Overall, it is a concerning specimen and needs to be studied. (My theory is he
will grow up to become somewhat like Chris-ChaN)

Omg, that is so Night Heart Core. Stop

by Cuddle bunny 445 February 6, 2025

Heart of Orion

The Queen of the Road Warrior Orion also known as Ghost Rider. The Heart of Orion was often in the passenger's seat and gave permission for Orion to summon Ghost Rider by answering a question, "Do you trust me?" She always answered "yes". Orion and Ghost Rider always got Her home safe, either at 25 MPH, or 125 MPH.

Orion: Do you trust me?
Heart of Orion: Yes
Ghost Rider: Hold on tight, Baby. Here we go.

by RyanFNation October 19, 2018