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Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.
Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk
by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011
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Bed Trashing

1. When you go to a random mattress store, and than sleep/lay/nap on one of their beds.

2.Eating and drinking on somebodies bed, and not even caring if you spill something or not.

3.Bouncing up and down on somebodies bed, ruing it.
1. When me and Tom went to the Mattress Depo, we had fun bed trashing it.

2. Kris is a total pig. He bed trashed my bed last night, and when I was going to sleep, chips was everywhere.

3. Kasey was totally bed trashing Mattress Depo, and she didn't even care.
by epicwafflerave September 4, 2012
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Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
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Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
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bed squash

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
by Cliffko April 18, 2018
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Bed Rotting

Associated with poor mental health; when someone stays in bed all day, only getting up for the bathroom or food
“Hey, have u seen Steve lately?”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”
by Leapfrogkid March 25, 2024
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A Bed

OH MY LORD MY PERSON IS GOING TO SLEEP ON ME

i am a bed by the way
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