by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
A tiktok boy named Griffin johnson how is simpinv over tiktok star Dixie damelio and he be making some cute as tweets about her
griffin the simp is so cute!!!!
by Grixiestan July 07, 2020
Boy 1. “did you hear about the General of simps?”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”
by fatghostlesbian February 18, 2020
1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.
friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries
by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020
by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020
the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.
Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?
Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.
Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.
Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
by AJA October 31, 2019
A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021