Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
by Cazz February 6, 2006

by omg!wtf!bbq! January 14, 2010

by Mankle January 20, 2009

1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
by AntiGop March 3, 2021

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.
Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.
by CrazerDaiser595 July 20, 2010
