Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

by MrsMissa December 30, 2011

Jack Tard

A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.

That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.

by Honchiejoe January 31, 2007

lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

Jack Harries

Jack Harries is a sexy Youtuber (JacksGap) from the UK and he makes Vlogs and random videos usually. He has a twin Finn Harries.

DAMN HE IS SO DAMN SEXY WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE HS A TWIN AND THAT MEANS DOUBLE SEXINESS. SEXY. SEXY.SEXY.SEXY IS WHAT HE IS. THANK YOU

person#1:Hey Did you watch Jack Harries new video
person#2:Yeah He was so damn sexy

Person#1: Let's go wacth him because he is so damn funny and a sexy beast :)

by Lauren ~ July 27, 2012

Gay Jack

A confused little boy, who is a wannabe DJ who is DJ Santii sidekick, he goes to little kids parties and perv over the boys, also he fancies his sexy sister.

This guy at school is a Gay Jack

by Nneka Okorie January 21, 2009

Captain Jack

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...

"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."

by GO KNIGHTS April 08, 2005

Samurai Jack

An awesome cartoon on cartoonnetwork. Features a samurai warrior with a magic sword who is trying to get back to the past to defeat the dark lord Aku, who enslaved humanity.

Did you catch the latest Samurai Jack?
Yeah, it was extruviently cool!

by thlalyi February 07, 2003