january 11

when the best people are born
they’re amazing

they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time

someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”

by cooleli January 2, 2022

9/11

we dont talk about that here.

A: what happened at 9/11 ?
B: plane.

by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023

Windows 11

the worst OS that drops support for many computers, specifically users without TPM 2.0 or a supported CPU.

Friend: Did you hear that Windows 11 was just released?
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11

by A-ManWare December 27, 2021

Dec 11

If you where born dec 11 you are a bitch

"Oh you where born on dec 11? "Yeah?" "Oh you are a bitch"

by anonymous December 11, 2023

9/11

A conspiracy about the twin towers being knocked down by planes. In reality, the government used it to cover up the fact that there were aliens making contact with earth on that day. The aliens landed on american soil and were treated with respect from the US Government. The aliens and their inter-dimensional spacecraft were then transferred on a truck to a military base off the coast of San Diego where they're believed to be stored in an underground bunker. Many who claim to be on site during the arrival of the aliens claim that this was not the first time the government had made contact with this species. They also claimed that the US Military is working on inter-dimensional travel in the same bunker where the alien spacecraft is stored. Although there is no concrete evidence that this really happened, there have been thousands of reports confirming this theory.

"did you hear about 9/11"
"yeah its a load of shit"

by le4fed January 30, 2023

April 11

National Cadance day.

“April 11 is for Cadance because she is awesome and deserves to be celebrated.”

by Hottie134 April 11, 2024

November 11

A dutch holiday named sint maarten
Basically just halloween with homemade lanterns for kids under 12 without costumes and instead of saying "trick or treat" they sing a song about two walking tomatoes

November 11th
Kids: *knocks on stranger's door*
Adult: *opens door* oh! Those lanterns are so pretty! Did you make them yourself?
Kids: *ignore the adult and start singing*
Adult: that was beautiful! I never heard that song before! *shows a bowl of candy* grab any!
Kids: *grab a piece of candy, stuffs it in backpack, walks away*

by SofiaCasedia June 16, 2020