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My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"
by MexicanMandingo October 15, 2016
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Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming April 8, 2011
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Rubbing Your Dick On Me

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.
"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."
by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008
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Donkey Raping Dick Krippler

Usally a back woods redneck with no teeth who enjoys raping donkeys, after the donkey gets raped it kicks the farmer redneck in the penis krippling it.
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by ferrari360 February 20, 2010
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Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
by rojodojo August 19, 2014
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suck my bleeding dick

Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.
"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"
by Dick Twat The Third May 23, 2016
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tricky dick prison tattoo

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison
Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"
by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019
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