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Any dude wearing a Bareeze-branded sherwani along with a cheap, crusty vest crafted at some mom and pop tailor shop, and knockoff Sunglass Hut sunglasses, walking like an astronaut who took a dump inside their spacesuit .
At the wedding, Hussein went into full Bareeze Man mode by strenuously flexing all of his body parts inside of his Bareeze outfit in front of all of the young aunties, so that he could be impressed and complimented by them. Turns out, that all the aunties have passed out due to Hussein's excessive flexing. One uncle even walked up to Hussein and recited the nazar ki dua while helicopter slapping him, so that he could “get into his senses”.
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I have the perfect man, he went on holiday and brought me back a shell because he remembered me saying I collected them as a kid.
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he has two beautiful daughters, Christine and Adama
he has two beautiful daughters, Christine and Adama
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