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[ A L I M O N Y ]

An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.
Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you?
Yes! It's me!
Your layouts are fucking bangers!!
by @l!m0ny November 11, 2021
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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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I want ME to live

Oh no that's not why I'm cheering on his death. It's not political.
Hym "I want ME to live, Fuck-on-face. ME. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to be doing that. Right? You fucks have been here the who time. You've made money off of me. Now one of yous drank some lead and then what? I'm still sitting here drowning in my own skull. So it's not his politics. It's the ME sitting here dying and you not giving a shit and now YOU want ME to give a shit when ya boy gets shot? Really. You. Your fucking kids. It is insane what you expect from people without doing anything. As this piece of shit is getting paid to do little more than bust a load in his wife. So SPARE me with 'Why doesn't he want me to live forever and get everything I want!?' You're like a fucking princess. It's ridiculous."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2025
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Stuff I Did Hi

A blog by a college student about her stoner experiences.
I was reading Stuff I Did Hi yesterday; it is so funny!
by Heydira October 30, 2011
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I got the duck

"I got the duck last night." "Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear that! You'll find something new, I'm sure of it."
by anonymous January 23, 2025
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I don’t like the band Palaye Royale

I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.
by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023
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