I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 16, 2023

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#CPO S H I F T Y

The Best Discord Packer to Ever Exist. His jokes are exquisite and he should be HOF. His whole clan is so good and so HOF. Shifty is better than Qesper, Surrski, and all them other bitch ass niggas.

#CPO S H I F T Y IS SO GOATED I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE SHOULD BE HALL OF FAME QESPER K

by butt ass naked jr February 8, 2025

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I

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter I, when you can just show it to lift your middle fingers up?

"I think it might inflate itself, if I inhale intensely."

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

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I

Yesterday…
I loved…
Things moved…
Everywhere…
As well as a smile:)

Today…
Not as much…
I love…

Posts could post…
Numbers …
Could move…
But stuck they appear to be…
Not by me…
As moving is what I do:)

You know…
Anything to say
I love YOU

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 8, 2024

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[ A L I M O N Y ]

An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.

Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you?
Yes! It's me!
Your layouts are fucking bangers!!

by @l!m0ny November 11, 2021

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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

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