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The dilemma of the son of a bitch

When you have responsabilities that you don't want to do, but you're still bored and don't know what to do.
You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.
by I_have_erectile_dysfunction October 10, 2023
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big booty bitches

what you call those mfs in class that need three whole chairs just to sit down and do the flipping assignment. typically the same ppl that always hear "GYYYAAAAATTTTTTT" everywhere they go. most likely latina or black but not always
Brytanny: omg tyffany she is such a bbb(big booty bitch)!
Tyffany: girliepop you are so correct shes probably a slut latina too

Laquantisha: AWW HELL NAWW I know these basic ass taylor swift-olivia rodrigo stans did not just mention my body when their ass literally goes inward. these perras flacas culo mfs need to come correct.

*always respect both small and big booty bitches*
by imtotallynotgigihadid October 10, 2023
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witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.
witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum
by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023
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god-bitch

Your girl is my god-bitch, nigga.
by ambernumerouno October 12, 2023
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Nosy bitch

A girl who knows everything and will find out anything.
‘She is a nosy bitch
by magby202 October 12, 2023
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Cunt Bitch

A cunt bitch is a dude who is so pathetic and pussy-whipped that he will do anything that the cunt demands. He falls in line with simply a look or a monosyllabic utterance.
You’re such a cunt bitch! WTF would you massage her feet while she was getting fucked by your best friend? Fuck dude.
by KTizzle77 October 13, 2023
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Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

the song from dead island that goes like

"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.

Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat

I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night

I can say the rest but its too long
Guy: Heard of Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?

Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*

BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!
by diet dying light October 13, 2023
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