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Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
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man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer
random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo
by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022
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Straight white man

a prime example of this word is that one man thats sits in your class and thinks he an "alpha" luke roberts
by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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man pregnancy

when and man gives birth to a baby boy
hank is pregnant

wait but his a boy
precisely man pregnancy
by yeetclan July 25, 2021
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man child boi

Man child boi is similar to the common phrase man child but is more insulting to the person receiving it because of the "boi" at the end
Stop being a man child boi and get out of the dishwasher
by Aries'owner June 4, 2017
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Bucket Man

Refers to the sometime recipient of male ejaculate resulting from a "circle jerk" (more than two men self-masturbating in a social setting, as to a porn film.) Also, it may refer to a person who masturbates two or more men simultaneously; i.e., at the centre of a circle. Usually used in a derogatory sense.

Used figuratively as a self-deprecation: "I feel like the bucket man at a circle jerk."
see above, or:
"We got a little excited watching the Jenna Jamison video, and Micah was the bucket man!"

"I don't want to be the bucket man in a Turkish prison movie!"
by midfielder13 October 21, 2009
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