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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
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Take my talents down to South Beach

Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.
by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010
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I don’t want you in my life

It means you used all the chances I gave you and I don’t want you in my life anymore.
by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019
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It didnt snow on my vagina day

1. a female virgin
2. when ur not fucking and or having sex
"Damn, i broke up with my husbandlast night"
"Lucky it didnt snow on my vagina day for ya
by John432916750 April 21, 2009
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A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.
Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.
by routtatout August 14, 2007
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french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.
Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
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