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fuck me in the neck

A nonsensical phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Similar to "Oh, my god!"
As Joe reached for his change, the wind blew a 20 dollar bill out of his hand. "Fuck me in the neck!"
by Bobbie Joe Snidely April 26, 2006
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Fuck you money

You have so much money you can tell anyone to go fuck.
by Truthteller2016politics October 28, 2016
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buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge
My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!
by joe November 5, 2004
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Norwegian Punish Fuck

Verb Action that should be taken towards a prissy looking person who wouldn't like to get dirty in bed.
The sorority homecoming queen deserves to get Norwegian Punish Fucked.
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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Hot Fuck Sunday

surprisingly great sex on a sunday night when both you and your partner are really tired from a long and exhausting weekend.
Man Jim, after three days with our nephews, the in laws, and that kayaking at the lake, we just wanted to come home and have a nice hot fuck sunday.
by meeeeee11111 May 15, 2009
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ass fucking hole

a stupid driver that cuts you off or does something otherwise stupid in traffic. My wife came up with this one...
by zoniedude May 29, 2008
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fuck me blind

1. For one to be confused or excited.
Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!
by Hellish_Labyrinth April 2, 2005
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