bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

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I want to sauce that

A phrase wherein one states their desire to cum all over a person or nody part or inanimate object

Oh yo I want to sauce that bitch tonight (he said in front of his friends while staring into the mirror at his own reflection)

by CostcoMembersOnly April 7, 2021

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i like big black gucy men

Big fat oily black men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men

by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023

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I

in the sky…
I have flew…
Up so high…
Beautiful beyond anything I ever knew…
Crashing down…
I have done that too…

Ideas I have created…
That made me so elated…
Numbers I have chased…
Here and there…

Here…
Figured out once again

that was merely my imagination in high gear…
Seeing him I did…
Simultaneously,
Numbers moving everywhere here…

When your heart screams…
Anything you would/ will do…
To believe …
That it is your he…
Yep…
100% guilty would be me.

That doesn’t change my love for he…
As I will always love him with my everything….

This will always be true…
4u

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 29, 2024

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