Zombie fire

It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.

Zombie fires a little bit hard to believe.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him

Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN

by trollerspy December 14, 2021

Zombie Marker

A marker who is deep underground.

Guy#1: Where's my marker?

Guy#2: I think it became a zombie marker.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Zombie

Typically a dead human (although can be other creatures) who is reanimated as a flesh-eating horror Mofo, whose sole purpose is to kill, eat and zombify living humans. Fans of Glasgow football team Ranger FC are nicknamed “The Zombies” as their football club went bust but the team re-emerged in 2012, from the dead as such.

Hey, Anton, did you see those Zombies at the football. Oh, man, that was a close shave, they nearly ate my GF, and not the good parts!

by jamessymac April 6, 2022

Zombie

(A new thought, on an old word, bare with me)

It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)

What's your plan when SHTF

God Bless America

Holy funk, It just hit me like a ton of bricks. That those peppers use the word "zombie" to describe someone who is stuck with their head in their smartphone, wandering around almost oblivious to what's going on around them....a d because of where the "zombies" live, they can't hunt for food other than other humans.

Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.

I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy

by Renna Hocaluk, your Dad loves January 14, 2021