smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.

Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..

by francie345 January 9, 2008

Will Smith

sucker punching someone who makes a joke you don't like

my kid Will Smithed that comedian, out of the blue!

by SD877 March 31, 2022

smith-slap

The act of bitch slapping your friend because he makes a joke about your girl, and the friend tries to laugh it off.

"Will Smith totally smith-slapped Chris Rock for making G.I. Jane jokes about his wife's alopecia."
"I know! And Rock just kept laughing!"

by puișor March 29, 2022

will smith position

1. sex act, to drive your partner round to another man's house and wait outside in the car, while she gets done by multiple guys.

2, cuckolded to drive wife to bull's house letting have sex while will waits outside in the car.

rapper :"hey will where's your wife ?

will" she's inside doing them guys",

rapper:" when will she be back?"

will :"after August".

Rapper" your in the Will Smith Position "

by jaypink April 6, 2022

Will Smithed

When you slap the sh!t out of someone for making a joke about your wife.

"oh shit, he just got "Will Smithed" for what he just said. "

by just call me JAFO March 28, 2022

Charlie smith

A round greasy character, with no self motivation in life. He is known to punch his mum and steal money from his nan
In his downtime he likes to sit in the bando and smoke drugs

I wish to never be a Charlie smith in life

by Man with words November 23, 2021

keaton smith

Giant ass gothic furry

Keaton smith is a furry

by TheRealFurry21 July 21, 2018