Whales

a set of numbers, amounts, etc. used to measure or compare the level of something

Aye davo, pass us the whales so we can weigh this 8 ball

by anonymous November 24, 2023

White Whale

A fat white chick

guy 1 "DAMN that chick was fat af bro"
guy 2 "She's one big fucking White Whale"

by Liljewboi420 January 29, 2018

white whale

A female that can squirt buckets. you know. It's used on the show "SHAMELESS"

She is a white whale, she has this amazing tendency to cum and get the whole bed soaking wet.

by NIKKY6 August 28, 2025

coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.

Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me

by maikatura August 28, 2022

MOMMY’S WHALE

ROBBIEZ PENIZ

MOMMYS WHALE IS SUPER JUICYYYYY LIKE MOMMY’S WHALE

by SuckingWhalesRAmazing October 8, 2018

Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.

Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!

by Testeclease January 27, 2023

whales

Another word for fat people. Mostly used as a sign of offensive contact.

My parents are whales.

by bonelesspizza April 13, 2017