Wet Leg

When someone sneezes with such protrusive, explosive force, that the snot flys onto somebody elses leg.

Boy1 - *Sneezes Violently*

Boy2 - "Damn dude you just gave me a wet leg!"

by 88C September 7, 2009

Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009

wet clit

code for a no-huddle offense

quarterback: "WET CLIT! WET CLIT!"
wide receiver: "dude, why the fuck are you yelling wet clit?!"
quarterback: "its a no-huddle DUMBSHIT!"

by wetclitjayson May 7, 2011

Wet Veronica

after a guy/girl is done giving head and the cum is in her/his throat it is spat back at the shooters testicle's

my ball were so salty after that wet veronica you gave me that i had to bleach them with a bag of noXema for an hour and a half

by Adonay October 4, 2007

Wet blanket

Tom stretch. The un-evolved form of "Dity Mop". Someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.

God I fucking hat that guy Tom Stretch. Who? Oh, you must mean Wet Blanket.

by fartboxtonguepunch February 24, 2015

wet burito

when youre having sex with a girl, pull out, jizz on her, wrap her in a blanket, then piss on her.

I heard kyle made fallon into a wet burito last night~

by airportairportairport August 11, 2011

wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

by Alexandre Campeau September 1, 2008