wank biscuit

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 2, 2003

wanking charriot

someone's bed, a place where one would indulge in such an act

"that wee bastard's been lying in his wanking charriot all day!"

by Sean Morton November 17, 2006

Ass-wank

1980 - Insult towards those of an annoying and twattish nature

Valiant is an ass-wank

by Not Rah November 20, 2004

taxi wank

Proceeding in masturbate while in a car, usually while waiting for someone else to arrive. Derives from a Bristolian taxi driver's past-time.

Dude 1 - "Eww, that dude's having a taxi wank"
Dude 2 - "He's gotta be dogging"

by too true June 11, 2006

sweaty wank

where u have a wank and it is sweaty

i had a sweaty wank last night and i cumed all over me bed sheets

by jay and con November 9, 2007

Wank on toast

1. A negative expression of profound disgust for a particular subject, item or occurance.

2. used to describe that an idea (quite often a management decision) is pointless/useless and therefore not worth persuing/entertaining the idea of.

1."What? the pub is shut...that's just wank on toast"

2."That fundraising idea is a pile of wank on toast"

by Paul Bowdler December 12, 2006

Swanky Wank

To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom

Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.

by GLC June 2, 2003