crossed up

When a girl has you thinking about her so that you cant concentrate on anything else. Also, when you're undecided about what to do with a girl that you kinda like, but is not sure if she is into you or not.

"Look at J.D., he's so crossed up he doesn't know what to do."

by tim349 November 6, 2006

Calm Up

Said to a person who isn't as excited/energetic as they should be.

Usually used in retaliation when being told to calm down. You're not going to calm down, they're going to calm the fuck up.

Person 1: HELL YEAH THE NEW CALL OF DUTY CAME OUT TODAY!

Person 2: Dude, calm down.

Person 1: SHIT MAN YOU NEED TO CALM UP!

by Salty Bawlz November 8, 2011

fucked up

something that's messed up, or something that didn't go right

That's really fucked up!
You completely fucked up this time!

by Dawn June 15, 2002

up the ass

A form of saying you have so much of something, you literally have to say "up the ass." When using "up the ass" pronounce "the" as "thee".

Jeff has baseball cards up the ass.

by Corzocl April 13, 2006

oiled up

To become "well lubricated" consuming alcoholic beverages. To get boozey.

I like to drink a few Miller Lites, get oiled up, and crank up my favorite classic rock jams.

by LBo979 February 20, 2009

Gassed up

Gassed up is being full of yourself

Me:Jim your acting really gassed up
Jim:i know that

by Nessalessher June 19, 2016

Gimped Up

Not being able to move normal

Ex. 1

Rick Escobar: You termed him, as you call it, Gimped Up.

David Beckwith: Yep.

Escobar: Tell the jury what Gimped Up means.

Beckwith involuntarily spasms as he testifies.

Beckwith: It means that he didn't move normal.

Escobar: Can you give them any better description than that?

Beckwith: No I can't.

Beckwith involuntarily spasms.

State v. Michael Keetley. Cross examination of State's witness David Beckwith. March 9, 2023.

Ex. 2

Damarcus: You see that fool D-Rock?

DaJuan: Uh huh. That cat be smokin' them bath salts. He's hella Gimped Up.

Damarcus mimes an involuntary spasm.

Damarcus: They be callin' him Spaz-Matic.

by ZXY&ABC April 7, 2023