Duke University 

Duke is a private college located in Durham, NC.The school is prominent in the areas of medicine, and finance, with a respected liberal arts program.Most students at the school hail from well to do families in southern Virginia, Long Island, North Jersey, and the suburbs of Washington DC (VA and MD).Duke is also well known for enrolling a large amount of international students with exotic last names. In particular India and China have become a minor league for future Duke students, as Paragashian or Xiang Huang are the most prevalent last names on campus. The most common first names for males on campus are Skyler, Schmidt, Lance, Bruer, and Graham. Most Caucasian students on campus are descendants of the Hohenzollern and Habsburg monarchs of Germany. Few Catholics are welcome at Duke, but Jews of great wealth are generally encouraged. Graduating students historically have great success finding jobs, with Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan hiring 65% of all undergrads. Dukes location in Durham has never worked well. Since Durham is dominantly black, the wealthy Duke undergraduates often amuse themselves by demeaning the "inferior negroes." The best known example of a Duke student is Andrew Guliani, son of "911 hero/douchebag" Rudy Guliani. Andrew is well known for his expulsion from the men's golf team for: "a series of angry outbursts, including breaking a club, "gunning" the engine of his car, throwing an apple at the face of former teammate and being disrespectful to a trainer."

"Holy shit look at Lance and Bruer wrestle in their boxers on the ground with Schmidty! When these guys are drunk off Samuel Adams Winter Ale, they can make dorm parties at Duke University so much fun.

Duke University by Briar Cliff Rough Rider February 21, 2010

Stanford University 

a failed version of berkeley with their heads so far up their ass they can't see that

stanford sucks, hard

Stanford University by Oaktownballa February 7, 2005

York university

York University is a school that is populated with people who do not act their age and who are dumb asses. York is a horrible school and the only reason why people go there is because it is so easy. Here are some guidelines for men if they want to be accepted by the students in that school:
1. Buy a cell phone
2. Buy expensive clothes
3. Look like you are in your 20s
4. Have to be tall around 5'9 to 6'0 is what they usually want
5. Be clean cut
If you do not follow these guidelines, numbers 3 and 4 are most important, you will be subjected to childish name calling like fagot, pussy, bitch, fag, little shit or you will be pointed out, here is an example, "Look at that guy" York should not be called a university it should be called a high school. It should be burned down and someone from U.F.T should piss on the ashes.

York where the dumb asses go
York the school where the picked on want to gun down everyone

York university by steve November 25, 2004

The University of Virginia 

"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
-ESPN's review of college campuses

The best college in the nation is The University of Virginia

The University of Virginia by Search Queen April 19, 2008

Stanford University 

Commonly called "The Farm."

Stanford > insert your fav university

...except of course in the subject of hot girls...CAN'T ARGUE THAT ONE.

Stanford pwns. Learn about it.

Stanford University by vlin April 30, 2005

lake Superior State University 

A school that commonly says "It's a great day at Lake State!", although it usually never is. While they have one of the worst hockey teams, the school is also usually pretty bad to it's 2,100 students. After firing some of the best professors there, the school remodeled a building for its smallest academic departments.

The location of the University is perfect... mainly for people that like snow, temperatures below zero, and Canadians. The local town of Sault Ste Marie is pretty boring too. During the school year, the only nightlife available is called "The Three B's": Booze, Bowling, and Betting (for the local casino).

The school also regularly forgets to pay it's electric bill.

Friend 1: "Hey, what's the name of that small school in the middle of nowhere of the UP?"
Friend 2: "That's Lake Superior State University!"

lake Superior State University by FckLSSU December 26, 2017

Marywood University 

A small, private, Catholic college nestled in the outskirts of Scranton, PA. It is half druggies and half religious freaks. People attend Marywood because scholarships are handed out like lollipops. Also, they don't want to have to admit that they attend Lackawanna Community College or Scranton University. The advisors are notorious for screwing you over in every way possible.

"I go to Marywood University because I love Jesus, plus i got a $100,000 scholarship."

"I live in Scranton, PA. Don't worry, it's for my education, not enjoyment."

Marywood University by mwooddropout September 16, 2009