Touch of the aut

A smidge of autism. A bit retarded.

Cory just tried to open his soda from the wrong end. I think he has a touch of the aut.

by bobrocks79 November 16, 2017

Northern Touch

The King of da mawfuckin world !!

Da one who runs shit n exposez dem bitch ass wankstaz

by Northern Touch January 4, 2004

Cunt-toucher

A person who touches cunts

"Hey Steve you just touched that cunt, that makes you a cunt-toucher"

by Megabux October 16, 2008

aim high and touch the sky

the gangsta way of giving your friend the "all-clear" to approach and attempt to seduce a female with his (or her) lower regions. It can also be used as an ok to allow one's lower genetilia to become active. In other words, its boner time.

We were all alone, and she was half naked and drunk so I knew it was time to aim high and touch the sky.

"Dude, she's hot"
"Ohhhh I know. id smack that ass into next week"
"Holy shit dude, you know what i think?"
"What?"
"I think its time...

time for u to aim high touch the sky"

by tits59 October 4, 2010

Two Hand Touch

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

by KillerDolphin23 June 16, 2020

touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'plane-touched')

"A tiefling who's touched has more wits about things than some berk from the Prime."

by bender November 19, 2002

touché

An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.

-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!

-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.

-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.

by This one random King person March 4, 2008