by Bracefxce_jay October 04, 2021
National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs . On October 4 or the moth of October .
by Bracefxce_jay October 04, 2021
A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one
by why IS UR mum gay May 15, 2018
Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 06, 2025
by Urmomisshrexy November 15, 2021
$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"
by BillyGoat18 August 01, 2017
moe·rall·ez t·uh·ch
When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.
When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.
I almost got a solo kill in paintball but then Bustin and Pakob did the Morales touch and got a dirty melee kill.
by dasapollo September 13, 2021