Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking

I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix

by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020

DJ Tom

A Dj Tom is someone who is absolutely great and perfect at what they do.
No faults nor imperfections just 100% perfect
also known as "The Supreme Being"
to be called a Dj Tom is a great honour

" Hey did you guys see Kobe score 88 points in last nites game "
" yeah that was a Dj Tom performance "

by www.myspace.com/therealdjtom October 22, 2008

Tom Holland

The literal cutest, kindest, sweetest and talented smol bean in the entirety of the universe.

Tom Holland just breathed and the whole world went crazy.

by uneducated swine July 4, 2019

tom cawte

TOM CAWTE IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, BASICALLY GOD. I WOULD SELL MY FIRST BORN CHILD TO BE TOM CAWTE.

I just saw Tom Cawte kick a puppy down the stairs, I think it might be dead.

by Benjamin Shapiro November 6, 2018

The Tom Brady

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son

Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it

by Septictank69 January 11, 2020

Tom Gorgan

A big pleb who has a 1 mm long penis and cant pleasure anyone. Thinks hes good but hes actually shit at life.

"I hate that guy he must be a Tom Gorgan"

by Memer420Blazemmeeeemmmeee July 7, 2016

mmmm Tom

This phrase is a prayer given to his holy divine Tom.

Me: I see Tom “mmmm Tom”
Tom: bows in my direction
Me: *nuts*

by Gdhdjjsb October 12, 2018