Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Matt white

A fat wannabe gangster who jacks crip typically from NY upstate area

That’s such a Matt white

by Ogbobby2005 February 12, 2022

matt voz

matt voz is a bald funny little guy who only wears a suit and tie I am sure he own about 300 ties. He will bully you in the hallways at YIHS

Matt Voz is so funny!!

by yihs January 31, 2022

Matt Ferrugia

Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".

"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"

by Soulful Truth February 9, 2015

Matt

A “homie” who sleeps with your girl.

Dude, I busted a Matt in Austin, I feel terrible.

by El compa Fugation March 8, 2025

Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.

Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.

by I know stuff May 11, 2024