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going off

An Atmosphere that gets you excited.
That club was going off like mum's knickers on pay day cuz.
by captaindigi November 2, 2018
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Smoke off

Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"

An hour or so later

Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
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jacking off

What my Boyfriend does when he doesn't get any pussy for awhile, like when i have my period.
Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
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Belt-Off

A game played in which the opponents attempt to see who can take their belt off the fastest. The one to throw their belt on the floor first is the winner.

RULES:
1. your belt must be completely on tight.

2. NO CHEATING OR HEAD STARTS. Go when "3" is said.

3. Shirts CAN be tucked in.

TIPS:
A fast way to take your belt off is a quick sliding motion, by sliding the left side of your belt to the right, the right side is loosened and is easier to slide out of a belt loop. then yanking the belt out to the right side. Then quickly throw it to the floor.

Have fun!
Guy 1 "belt-off?"
Other guys "sure!"
everyone "1...2...3!"

(everyone whips belts off and throw them on floor)
by Klopfenstein September 3, 2009
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off-dees

This is a word used to tell sumone that you are leaving now.
- taken from the prefix; off.
- replaces the word off.
1) rite ladz, im knakkered so im off-dees, inabit.
2) Off-dees!
by Adz H January 11, 2006
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smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".
Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.
by lsukev January 13, 2008
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memeing off

Verb.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Bob: "My boss caught me memeing off at work."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
by PacketLost June 28, 2015
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