The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
Get the Google-Fu mug.A machine for answers. Best search engine in the world. A lot of people use it to cheat on tests. They don't get away with it, most of the time. Don't cheat kids.
by JustinTheBeiver September 22, 2017
Get the Google mug.I was dreaming of forests of Canada, sweets, but they were a Google that they were there! Huh, next I relieved.
by man!? February 19, 2018
Get the Google mug.I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
Get the I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”. mug.When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
by bigspence April 6, 2019
Get the Google Gut mug.An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".
Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022
Get the Ok Google mug.To go on a google adventure, trying to google something when you dont know what you want to google. If you dont have the words to google what you want to google, you start a google quest to get to what you are googling.
Trying to search the recipe of a food but you dont remember its name, so you start a google quest to find the name of the food first so that you can find its recipe after, your simple googling has now turned into a quest to reach your initial google.
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