When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
A sex act where you shove a thumb in it(it being any hole) the same way Kentucky Ballistics shoved a thumb into his wound after his gun exploded.
Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period
by A SLAP round May 20, 2021
A sex position in which a man tenderly shoves his thumb into a woman's coochie while screaming "SLAP ROUND THIS... BABY!!!"
by Jtheinsane May 20, 2021
A sex position using ones thumb as the object of passion, in reference to the the popular YouTuber Kentucky Ballistics who used his thumb to stop bleeding from his neck after an accident with a .50 cal.
by Atf_boi May 20, 2021
A sex position in where you set a 50 bmg "Slap round" on your night stand and only pleasure you partner by jamming your thumb into holes.
In homage to Kentucky ballistics who saved his life this way.
In homage to Kentucky ballistics who saved his life this way.
Do you want to Kentucky Thumb tonight?
No my thumb is still sore from last time, and 50 bmg is expensive.
No my thumb is still sore from last time, and 50 bmg is expensive.
by SciFiGunFighter May 21, 2021
The act of penetration with the thumb. Similar to the act of plugging a hole in your neck with said thumb. The most badass thing a man can do.
by Soul0rison May 20, 2021
by D Kerkow outdoors May 20, 2021