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uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
mugGet the uncle jack hasn't come by todaymug.
(eye-cum-frum-frAnse-we-dAnse)A terrible song played during Marching Band practices.
The song I come from france, we dance played at the marching band practice, and every single person there hated it.
by Kirbyfan2525 May 21, 2023
mugGet the I come from france, we dancemug.

You come for a scrap eh?

“You come for a scrap eh?!” - A term used by North Yorkshire men such Captain Grimm who aren’t actually up for a fight, they just say it to cover up their crippling social anxiety.
“Oi mate I stamped on yer whippersnapper last night, it went all pop and sh*t innit.”
“Oi you come for a scrap eh?”
by Tread6666 March 23, 2021
mugGet the You come for a scrap eh?mug.

Come Hop in my bag

Come hop in my bag is a ghetto way of asking someone out. Or showing interest but trying to sound cool.
Him- Hey you lookin fine today “come hop in my bag rq”

You- no.
by Definitely not Amalia January 4, 2021
mugGet the Come Hop in my bagmug.

coming out of the cooler

announcing to your parents that you're going to be a father
"mom, dad, i'm coming out of the cooler. you're going to be grandparents."
by reversecuomo August 9, 2023
mugGet the coming out of the coolermug.

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