noodleness

Having the qualities of a noodle

See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!

by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

noodled

the act of eating noddles out of a woman's vagina

jack was eating out paige and she said SUPRIZE BITCH YOUVE BEEN noodled . he began to pull noodles out of his mouth.

by vaginamedown69 March 17, 2017

uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side

Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles

by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016

Noodle

What a heterosexual woman becomes, when she drinks too much and makes out with any other female. This is because, a noodle is straight until wet.

Alicia is such a noodle. 3 Shots, then she's swapping spit with any chick willing to make out with her.

by bucbinky May 30, 2016

bomb noodled

photo bomb of nudes

this girl ''bomb noodled'' me last night

by hahaha_ May 11, 2016