Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!

Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'

by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014

Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023

bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

bedding spree

The action of intimacy with multiple people at a time.

Earl: Hey David, what did you do last night?
David: Oh, I went on a bedding spree with tons of chicks!

by ¡■Dippy Doppy■! March 14, 2021

Bed

Something that you can sleep in.

We went to bed when mom told us.

by CJ_DA_BOSS November 30, 2021

palace in the bed

When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets

“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”

by Micheal Brindy May 26, 2024