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Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “
Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!
by Night-crew December 15, 2021
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bed

a bed is a place where 2 people whoo love each other get to express their love.
person 1: hey, i really love you
person 2: i really love you too!!
person 1 lets take this to the bed..
by wet_noodles June 15, 2021
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bed cylinder

Noun. Another term for dick while fucking in bed.
Krissy: Let’s fuck in bed!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!
by Wazy123 November 27, 2021
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Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024
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bed

When something bad happens so you may as well go to bed and start the day over again
I can't go to football today
Why
I'm ill
bed
by SIRRAH123 November 29, 2021
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Eker-Bed

•Eker-Bed or also written as Ekerbed is a word in Tamazight language which means “set up , stand up“

• This word was recently used by the Tunisian singer Imen Cherif in her new Song.
- Hello, Eker-bed please!
-I’m tired, leave me alone.
by Tifayur_ December 4, 2020
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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