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Zombie

A dude that really died and then said wake up.
Person one: I see a zombie

Person two: Hey it’s Joe!
Zombie: MRrrrb
by MYLITTLEEEPONY June 22, 2021
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zombys mom

its zombys mom
by zomby2wee84892 November 29, 2020
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Drama Zombie

One who feeds off of drama. Typically it is a person of middle school to high school age who walks around school looking for and thriving off of drama, avoiding doing any actual work or gaining any type of education. Drama is all they need. Even if it is none of their business they will hop right in to get their fix.

Could also be a person of adult age who engaged in so much drama during their school years they are unable to go through adult life without. They need it, they want it, they have to have it.

You can avoid turning into a drama zombie by minding your own damn business. The only cure from being a drama zombie is to start minding your own damn business.
Excuse me Susy, are you going to get to class or are you just going to hang with these drama zombies all day.

Carol from accounting is such a drama zombie does she actually crunch any numbers?

Chad, your such a drama zombie, can you add anything productive to this group project?
by Susan from accounting June 9, 2021
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Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012
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zombie

When a male is reachin his climax and gets the girls attention ten EJACULATES in her eyes turning her into a "zombie"
by Sexoligist January 28, 2014
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mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately
by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010
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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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