secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021

crippled simp

Giovanni

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.

by Katias98 March 7, 2022

The Biggest Simp

Mordecai from Regular Show is.

Mordecai: I'm just afraid of what'll happen because...(sighs) part of me is still waiting for Margaret to come back.

Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone.

And Mordecai is The Biggest Simp..

by WeDoALilTrollin April 19, 2022

Griffin the simp

A tiktok boy named Griffin johnson how is simpinv over tiktok star Dixie damelio and he be making some cute as tweets about her

griffin the simp is so cute!!!!

by Grixiestan July 7, 2020

Sideline Simping

When a girl you like is in a relationship, so you stay friends until she is available. That is when you tag in and shoot your shot.

Her: "We have been fighting recently so I don't know, we might break up."

You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."

by SmollYeti November 30, 2021

Mega Simp

Grant

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.

by Nice Cut G October 1, 2020