My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by Scarquess December 1, 2022

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

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"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

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by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

Why did you say that name?!

The most hilarious quote from the movie Dawn of Justice: Batman V. Superman by actor Ben Affleck starring as Batman.

Superman: s-save Martha!
Batman: Why did you say that name?!
Lois Lane: It's his mother's name!

by cuz 8O3 December 11, 2016

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

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*grabs ice cream by the ice cream and not the cone*

Me: What in fucks name are you doing?

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by Got2BCoolest August 16, 2022