Blazy Eyes

When a person is really stoned and has the bloodshot eyes.

Dude, Mike's got the red eyes,

Bro, you mean blazy eyes?

by Yoobroo September 21, 2016

wilkie eye

The same as boss eyed but one eye only - or lazy eye

He has a Wilkie eye - you can't tell if he is looking at you or someone else.

by Buttervant July 27, 2016

Spicy Eye

When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.

"I rubbed my watering eyes after eating hot wings, and now I have SPICY EYE!"

by HeywoodJabloemi August 17, 2018

bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.

Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

sand in the eyes

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PLANS

sand in the eyes

you will never get my plans
*runs away*

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

eye sweets

A synonym of the phrase 'eye-candy' only less american.

'i love eye sweets'
'look at them eye sweets'
'golly i wish i culd have me some of those eye sweets'
'this place is ram packed with eye sweets'

by thisismymsnaddie August 3, 2009