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Canada's History

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hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.
by maa107 February 6, 2010
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People like me who apologize as a living.
As a representative of the Canadian National Apology Council, we would like to sincerely apologize for using the resources on the Urban Dictionary server, and putting more load and traffic on the server, making it less enjoyable for others. Please accept my humble apology, along with the rest of Canada's as well.
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That place to the right of Alaska which people think doesn't exist.
Guy 1: What's Canada?
Guy 2: That place to the right of Alaska.
Guy 1:....what's Alaska?
by Stanarchist September 28, 2021
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The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.
by badassmotherf February 5, 2010
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Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.
The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.
by snarkandawe February 4, 2010
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Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.
by lord brownington February 4, 2010
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