So basically, the American government has developed a lie that Canada exists and is above us But they make it sound so un-American no one wants to either go there, or stay too long in the ten mile long mirage they've created to keep the lie strong. Everyone who "lives" in Canada or "has lived" in Canada has been probed mentally to believe so, and what really is there, is IT. We cannot be sure what, who, how, why or when IT is, all we know is we must train a warrior, stronger than Chuck Norris, to overcome the deception of Canada, and discover and conquer IT. Just think about....
Justin bieber is Canadian, so that makes people not want to visit, Canadian bacon which is a disgrace to bacon is from Canada to decieve us to hate it, they have stupid cop names (Mounties) that make us dislike them. The Conspiracy of Canada is most definitely real and IT is waiting for the warrior
by Joseph Downey January 15, 2014
Get the The Conspiracy of Canadamug. by rman1201 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
by lord brownington February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act done with multiple people
one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.
one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.
Guy 1: what did you do last night?
Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.
Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.
by Metromorpher February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 
When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness
by DA-U February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.