The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
Get the Clapping Clamsmug. by Cookietwister July 30, 2025
Get the Clap Trainmug. by Clappedchild March 10, 2019
Get the Clappedmug. When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
Get the Albuquerque ass clapmug. A request during sex for a male to take his hands and slap them on either side of a females buttock cheeks, resulting in the cheeks going torwards eachother and hit eachother and go back away from eachother torwards each of the males hands. Usually this is done each hand at a time ore both hands at the same time resulting in a clap sound. When she says this phrase, she wamts him to do it I over and over again really fast to where it feels like they are leaving earth and going away.
by Coffinsome March 18, 2023
Get the Clap away daddymug. When something is unbearably ugly, that there isn't any other word to describe it but than the fact you want to clap(shoot) it .
Your Pet Is So Clapped!
by HughoDongus224 October 25, 2018
Get the Clappedmug. 