clapped

Someone incredibly ugly

Sydney is so clapped it hurts

by bussygeorge February 14, 2023

And everybody clapped

Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.

Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?

by E hates Q February 21, 2023

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Clap

To fraudulently purchase something.

I just clapped some pizza.

by new york guy September 27, 2025

Bart Clapping

When Bart Simpson from hit 1990's TV show "The Simpsons" slams his cheeks together, causing a loud and audible clap; the clap also forms a giant yellow tinted, gassy fart that goes in your face. Bonus points if said fart is full of yellow, airborne dingleberries.

Dude, I was just dealt a HUGE Bart Clapping.

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Clapped

When you have sex with someone and then test positive for gonorrhoea (the clap)

I got clapped last week by a rando I met online and now I can't have sex for 2 weeks

by borris18 October 19, 2025

Clapping roti

to be inserting your dick into a man’s anus

damn did you Kyle?
No
He was clapping roti like a baddyboy

FIYAH FI DAT

by Lolathepotty October 30, 2025