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Stupor Stoned

To be so stoned that one is put into a stupor.

Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
"Man, I was so stupor stoned last night, my dog like, told me to quit smoking weed."

"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
by Captain Cornwallace January 25, 2009
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Dean stone

A faggot that has sex with a fat/ugly girl (Meagan) and cannot get anyone one else.
Damn bro you ain’t get no good pussy, you’re a dean stone.
by Str8_F4cts December 3, 2018
mugGet the Dean stonemug.

cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder
Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.
by bigballer122 March 1, 2019
mugGet the cummo stonesmug.

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.
"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019
mugGet the Penis stonesmug.

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends
I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend
by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023
mugGet the thanos stonemug.

J Stone

One of the realest, most honest, and most humble YouTubers on the platform. Provides you with straight to the point, no bullshit tutorial guides on glitches in a wide selection of games, but focuses on Grand Theft Auto V.
You ever seen J Stone on YouTube? Well check him out! He is worth your while!
by J Stone Gaming March 18, 2022
mugGet the J Stonemug.

Bobby Stone

An unusually soft spoken personal with exceptionally long fingers
I've got a bogie I can't reach, wish I had fingers like Bobby Stone
by anonymous October 30, 2023
mugGet the Bobby Stonemug.

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