too soon

A phrase used in reference to actions or comments that are intended to be humorous but touch on timely subjects that are still too sensitive for most people to be ready to laugh about.

The employees listened in shock as the last remaining programmer joked about the lack of management vision that was derailing the company. For them, it was too soon.

by xidol May 31, 2006

Soon land

Something (commonly a battering) that is going to happen soon

That man wigged my bro, soon land truss

by DogHardg June 30, 2018

get well soon

get well soon is the fifteenth track of sweetener. Its a song about the manchester bombing arena. The song's length is 5:22. Thats how long the bombing was for. at the end there is 40 seconds on silence as a tribute to the victims during the bombing.

friend: why is there 40 seconds at the end of get well soon?
me; its a tribute to the manchester bombing attack

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ October 2, 2018

Coming Soon

A phrase used for something that will in fact not be coming soon, but will actually take months, weeks, or might actually never happen.

Hey guys, we have a big surprise "Coming Soon".

by cjpwrs May 8, 2016

spoot

A term used to refer to the male ejaculation in a more sophisticated manner.

oh baby, I'm going to spoot all over you.

by topdogisanintellectual June 15, 2020

poon swoon

one who swoons in for the poon. VAGINA!!!!

john went for a poon swoon friday night at the roller rink.

by eric biagi December 8, 2006

knifey spoony

A game where a stranger attempts to fool someone into believing or admitting a spoon is a knife.
Org. The Simpsons

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
"That's a spoon."
"Well I see you've played knifey spoony before!"

by Josh Kolm May 25, 2008