smartyr

a person persecuted for their superior intelligence

His intellect made most people uncomfortable so he lived alone - shunned as a smartyr.

by capsaxcat August 16, 2014

Smartaculous

A combination word. Consisting of smart, spectacular, and marvelous.

That guy is smart, spectacular, and marvelous. He is Smartaculous.

by Raven_whisper October 15, 2016

smartscore

(Noun) The IXL scoring system bullshit. also known as dumbscore

kid : *on IXL*
smartscore: *get a thing wrong* -7 points
smartscore: *gets a thing right* +1 point

by i hate ixl September 30, 2020

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021

why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019

Shart marks

1. Flecks of poop shrapnel left behind after pooping in a toilet.

2. Marks left behind in your underwear from sharting.

After your daily deucing, check under the seat to make sure you didn't leave any shart marks, especially if you're pooping at a friend's house.

by PooEtiquitteEnthusiast August 25, 2011